Monday, December 30, 2019

Hilarious Conclusion to 2019






 Before, above and after below.  Keep reading for the story.




Greetings, dear readers.  Read on to find out just WHY you are so dear to me!

If you had holidays to celebrate recently, I hope they were dandy.  My Christmas was fantastic, in no small part because both of my daughters have brought fabulous new people into the family.  One daughter married in October, and her new husband is from a lovely family that has been very welcoming to me.  And he has two small nephews!  Yay, kids!  And my other daughter and her partner bought a house together and the partner has a small daughter. Whoop De Do!  And my niece moved nearby to finish up her degree at UNC on a full free ride.  Pretty impressive, amiright?  And she has two terrific teenagers.  So my holidays were full of parties and activities and family fun.

My chronic fatigue syndrome has been minimal since returning from that awesome vacation to Newfoundland that I keep threatening to tell you about.  I did quite well all the way up to almost the end before collapsing in a little pile of melted dragonpoodle.  I did miss out on a few parties at the end (sorry Patty!).  But I'm springing back and and optimistic about 2020.

But now let me tell you about Alex.  I don't know who Alex is or where he or she is from.  Day before yesterday I received this comment on an old blog post of mine titled Stripping the Paint from a Singer 27.

I believe you are an ignorant American moron and probably the only one person on this planet to do such thing as to destroy that beautiful decals on this gorgeous sewing machine.

Although it appears that English is not Alex's first language, still he or she did a fine job of conveying their opinion.  (I'm using "their" as the gender neutral singular pronoun it deserves to become.)


However I am a bit confused about why Alex thought this machine had "beautiful decals".  I didn't post extensive before pictures of this machine but you can clearly see from this photo that the decals were pretty well trashed.

And what was my reaction to being called an "ignorant American moron"?  Did I weep and wail?  Did it send me into a deep depression?  Spoiler:  NO

I replied to Alex on the blog thusly.

I have no idea how you meant this post to be interpreted but I am choosing to regard this comment as HILARIOUS! And I feel no compulsion to defend myself but in the interest of my readers let me assure you that this model is so common that I have been unable to even give them away.
 
That's quite true btw.   We're talking about a Singer 27 with no motor boss, meaning no hand crank or motor can be attached (at least not easily or simply) that can only be treadled.  I took a similar machine to the 2018 NC TOGA, an annual gathering and swap meet for the vintage-sewing-machine-addicts and nobody wanted the thing.

Anyhow, after thinking things over for a bit I found that I had even more to say to Alex.  So I said it online.

And I'm considering adding "ignorant American moron" to my business cards, Oh, Alex, you brought me so much joy today! I will be laughing all day.

And I did.  And I'm still laughing today.

And this is why you, my dear readers, are so dear to me.  I started this blog in 2009 and this will be my 213st post.  Although my memory is notoriously unreliable (What did I have for breakfast?  Did I even have breakfast?) I have NO memory of a single unpleasant or aggressive or attacking post in all that time.  Maybe there was a minor snipe or two that I have blocked out.

But Alex, I will never forget you!  Too bad your comment was set to "no reply" so I could not email you directly with my response.  I will just have to hope that you look back at my blog to see what I had to say.

Alex, I hope you enjoy being laughed at.  Which is really the only reasonable reaction.

Want to see that repainted Singer 27?  Decals purchased on eBay.






I feel no guilt about stripping and repainting this machine.

Sincerely,
Cheryl, ignorant American moron

Saturday, December 21, 2019

Not-So-Ugly-Betty




First let me explain Ugly Betty to non-US readers (or US readers who don't follow all the TV shows).  Ugly Betty was the name of a TV show, one I never watched. Since I never saw it I don't know if my following comments are relevant to that particular show.

In the American film industry if you put an actress in glasses she is therefore classified as "ugly".  The glasses are your cue to view the actress as ugly.  She may later in the film remove the glasses and then a miracle occurs! Now she is attractive! Who knew?  And once she becomes attractive she can now become a love interest!  Isn't that just AMAZING?

Or maybe, just maybe, it is NAUSEATING.  You decide.

So what does all this have to do with that cute little Elna Lotus SP shown at the top of the page?  Not much.

Apparently the Lotus was filthy dirty when Barbara got it from shopgoodwill.com and she named it Ugly Betty.  By the time I saw it she had cleaned it up and I like it.  She's still not crazy about it but we had a good time looking it over.

The obvious comparison is to a Featherweight or those mini Kenmores we talked about a while ago.   Today we're comparing the Elna Lotus SP with the Kenmore 1040 and its cousins with just a brief mention of the Featherweight.

Stitches

Featherweight:  straight stitch only
Kenmore 1040, etc.:  have a variety of stitches, click on the link to see the earlier post
Elna Lotus EC:  straight stitch only, the economy model
Elna Lotus ZZ:  zigzag.  We don't have an EC or ZZ to examine
Elna Lotus SP:  the top of the line model
  • straight stitch
  • zigzag
  • buttonhole
  • "elastic blind hemstitch and edging stitch".  Imagine that a blind hemstitch and a multistitch zigzag had a baby
  • "overcasting stitch and special zigzag".  I saw this on Tuesday.  I'm writing this on Friday.  I  have no memory of what this stitch looked like.  Probably because I was so enchanted by the offspring of blindhem and multizig.


Barbara explained the controls to me.  On Tuesday.  My takeaway, on Friday, is that I would be heavily reliant on the manual for a while.

There is a big difference in how much this matters depending on whether you own one machine or multiple machines, and whether you sew frequently or infrequently.  

Gears

Kenmore 1040 etc:  Metal
Elna Lotus SP:  Plastic


Belts

Elna Lotus SP:  Cleated.  Now we know nothing about Elnas but experience with other brands suggests that replacements for these are difficult to find. If you know otherwise, please chime in.  It is also tucked away in the interior of the machine, probably not easy to reach.

Kenmores 1040 etc:  Two easily accessible belts.

Case

Kenmore 1040 etc, click and scroll to the bottom to see the case:  All but the last model had a plastic rose-embossed case.  Barbara and I agree that it is kind of a pain to finagle the machine into the case.  If this were your main machine I'm sure it it could be easily mastered.  Also, plastic breaks, duh, and of the three rose embossed cases that have gone through my hands, one was broken and there was no way to fix it.  On the other hand, they are quite cute.

Elna Lotus SP:  There are metal flaps that fold up and click in place and that creates the case.  They are not removable and when they are folded down they create ramps up to the machine bed.  Barbara and I both think this would be an odd and uncomfortable way to sew.  And because they don't come off we can't envision any way to get the machine bed level with a larger surface.  She also thinks that fabric might snag on the metal edges.



Portability

Kenmore 1040 etc:  No handle on the machine itself.  Weighs 15 pounds, 17 with case.
Elna Lotus SP:  We didn't think to weigh it.  The Google machine tells me it weighs 13.6 pounds.  And it has a built in handle.


Accessory Storage

Kenmore 1040 etc.:  a small rectangular plastic box that slides into place on the front edge of the machine bed.
Elna Lotus SP:  a molded tray with slots for each accessory, located at the top of the machine and accessible by flipping the top back.



Bobbin Winding

Kenmore 1040 etc.:  The usual method.  Turn the clutch knob to release the needle from moving.
Elna Lotus SP:  This is an unusual feature of this machine.  There is a knob underneath the hand wheel with three settings.  One for stitching, one for bobbin winding mode, and one for something else which Barbara DID explain to me.  On Tuesday.





I often think that it would be fun to blog more frequently, with shorter posts, rather than being the George R.R. Martin of the blogosphere.  (If only...)


This post is about as quick and snappy as you can expect though.  Obviously I could have called Barbara and gotten clarification on all the things I had forgotten between Tuesday and Friday.  My normal procedure would have been to do that, and maybe even go over to her shed and take more pictures, especially of that cute accessories tray on the top of the machine.

But I am a hopeless night owl and calling Barbara at 2:00 am would NOT have been a good idea.  And by now it is Saturday morning, the Saturday before Christmas, and I'm just going to send this off to you with my cheeriest holiday wishes.



Happy Holidays!  A salutation meant to be inclusive and embrace everyone.

Merry Christmas! if that is what you celebrate and do NOT believe the culture warriors who have tried to make you believes that anyone finds this offensive.  No one does!  And never did!  That was a cynical ploy to divide us.

So let us not be divided but enjoy the season and embrace all humanity in love.



Wednesday, December 4, 2019

Shameless Promotion





I made my more-or-less-annual visit to California in September to see Amber and Greg and their adorable children.

One of those children is a skilled builder of Lego models, including ones he designs himself.  During my last visit he was building steamships.  An impressive Titanic about a yard long and another one whose name escapes me.

This year he is into Star Trek, a passion we share, along with every other member of both of our families.

He made a YouTube video showing his re-creation of the Enterprise, NCC-1701.  Click on this link, or the same link under the picture above, to watch it.

And he would LOVE it if lots of people viewed it and hit the like button.

So that's exactly what I am asking you to do.  Watch the video.  Hit the "like" button.

Hit "subscribe" also if you want to see music videos from his dad's band, Cuddlefish, who seem to be channeling my generation (60's rock was THE BEST btw).

Thanks for doing this if you do it and thanks for being a reader of my blog whether you do this or not!  I appreciate all of my readers and am grateful for you.

Monday, November 25, 2019

Mini TOGA and The Pizza Cutter of Death





So.  In early August Linda called me to tell me that she and Missie had decided to meet up at my house.

(pause for laughter.  Linda is a Very Good Friend and I took it in the humorous spirit it was offered.)

Linda lives 2 hours south of me and Missie lives 2 hours north so it made perfect sense.  And I didn't make it to TOGA* this year because I was too busy whooping it up in Newfoundland on THE BEST TRIP OF MY LIFE.  Maybe I'll get around to showing you my vacation photos one of these days.  There are thousands of them.  You want to see them, right?  You want to see ALL of them, don't you?
No?  Wait, why are you running off like that?.....

*TOGA, Treadle On Gathering and Academy, the NC one held in Monroe NC in early June each year.

The weekend before the planned mini TOGA my grand-niece Carla was in town with her grandparents.  I knew that Linda was bringing her daughters and so I begged to be allowed to have Carla for the week.  There were big demands on her time that week!  Between helping babysit a 2 year old one day and going to the beach with her aunt and cousin another day she was kept quite busy.  But I had her for three of those day and one was with Linda and her daughters.

Carla and I prepared a craft activity in advance.  I introduced her to my studio and gave her the safety rules.  The most important one is:  Do not touch The Pizza Cutter of Death.



You may know it by its official name:  rotary cutter.  But Pizza Cutter of Death is the best name if you have kids in your studio, as I often do.  And the only kids who ever make it down there are kids I can trust not to be stupid or rambunctious.



I also tasked Carla with watching me to make sure that I closed the Pizza Cutter of Death EVERY SINGLE TIME I laid it back down on the table.  Good habits are your friends.  She caught me putting it down open only once.  Kids love it when adults mess up.  I didn't do it on purpose either, I genuinely messed up.

We prepared 12 inch squares of muslin for flower pounding by cutting the squares and then prepping the fabric with Bubble Jet Set then letting them dry.  The fresh flowers were from Walmart because nothing in my yard was blooming at the time.  The girls taped flat, or flattened portions, of the flowers to the fabric with masking tape and them turned them over and pounded them with hammers til the flowers disintegrated and the pigments bled through to the fabric.  I put out all of my hammers from tiny tack hammers to the big boys to the rubber mallets for them to experiment with.  It was loud.  They had fun.

The pictures showing all this fun that SHOULD be in this post aren't.  Because while the little girls were whacking things with hammers, the adult girls were upstairs looking at my antique treadles and hand cranks.  And nobody was taking pictures until they showed us their results.



And here's an artistic vision of my 1874 Wilson treadle.  No relation to Wheeler & Wilson.



The mini TOGA began with the arrival of Linda and her girls Tuesday night, continued Wednesday with arrival of Carla, Missie, and Barbara (sewing friend only 20 minutes from me), and finished up Thursday with only Missie and me.  Thursday night Carla got back from the beach and she and I spent Friday in the studio sewing.  We made a pillow from the embroidery that she worked on throughout the week.  And it is a present for her little sister!




Linda brought over a serger I gave her last year after I bought The Love Of My Life, a BabyLock Evolution serger.  More about that in a future post.  We changed the blade on the Simplicity serger that I had bought in the 1990s.  I used it A LOT and it was a great machine (but the Evolution has air threading and I will never serge again without it).  And I showed Linda the basics of serging and unloaded a bunch of fabrics on her from my stash.


All knit and she didn't take all of them.  I really needed to downsize and I have moved towards fabrics with 2 way stretch.  These are all one way.  All bought at thrift stores for no more than $1/yard.


Barbara also came over and while Linda and I were serging, she and Missie were tucking.



Since I missed out on that Missie trained me on the tuck marker the next day.



We began by planning to do a tutorial but I quickly chickened out.  Too lazy this time.







And we played with toys too of course.  While I was looking at this attachment through my lighted magnifier I noticed Missie in the background.  So, more artistic photos for you.  You're welcome.






And finally, here is a rare, (probably) never-before-seen photo of my workroom, the room where all the tools live.  And the sewing machines that are either waiting to be repaired, or repaired ones waiting to find new owners.


What are you up to now?  I am doing some Christmas sewing but obviously I can't show you any of that yet!

Happy Holidays!

Saturday, October 5, 2019

Mini Kennies on Parade





Are you looking for a fun vintage machine to take to classes and workshops?  Don't want to spend $300 to $500 for a Singer Featherweight?  Consider the 3/4 size Kenmores.  They may not be as cute as the Featherweights, but the cases are WAY cuter.


The other major reason to buy a mini Kenmore?  Well, do you ever want to do more than just straight stitch?  If you have a Featherweight you are either out of luck, or you have to install an attachment.  And uninstall it if you want to go back to straight stitching.  Even the earliest of the mini Kennies had zigzag and the oh-so-useful blind hem stitch and a FEED DOG DROP, and from the 1040 onward they had several stitches.

So why is the Featherweight the most expensive vintage machine?  Good old law of supply and demand.  Quilters love them and thus they have become trendy among quilters.  Supply low, demand high = price high.  And they ARE undeniably cute.  I have three Featherweights myself, so I'm not dissing them.  (Didn't pay the high prices but two of them need some serious work and on the third I just got extremely lucky.)

Very few Kenmores have ever been accused of being cute, or even attractive.  There are some early exceptions but most of them are pretty boring looking.  The mini Kennies fall into the boring category, IMHO.  But they sell for reasonable prices.  For only a few more pounds (of weight, not currency) than the Featherweight you get a whole lot more functionality.

Featherweight, naked:  11 pounds
Featherweight, in its case, 15 pounds
Kenmore 1040, naked:  15 pounds
Kenmore in its case:  17 pounds

Last week Barbara came over and brought some of her mini Kennies.  She's a fan.  I have one myself and we did a side by side comparison.  Here are our results, with additional notes from "folklore", i.e. things we have read but have not personally confirmed.  And Barbara is the Mini Kennie expert so most of the folklore is from her online reading.

Introducing the 3/4 size Kenmores

Kenmore 1020

we don’t have one
folklore:  not many of them were made

Kenmore 1030

 

  • low shank
  • two tone green
  • feed dogs drop
  • stitch selector and stitch length are brown plastic 

  • Stitches (in order) 

    • Straight stitch, shown as round red dot
    • multizig
    • button hole right
    • button hole top or bottom
    • buttonhole left
      blind hem
  • handwheel must be turned to release handwheel to wind bobbin (as opposed to the pull-out handwheel on the 1050)
  • presser foot regulator controlled from the top of the machine

  • needle plate is one piece with no pop-outs as later models have. So you have to have two full needle plates, one for straight stitching and one for zigzag.

  • Rose embossed case

1030 accessories that came with machine

Barbara reports that the same set of accessories came with every mini Kennie

  • extra needle plate not shown in photo
  • bobbins
  • edge stitcher on a post compatible with Greist hemmers and other Greist attachments
    • we tested the Kenmore post with some Greist attachments and they did work.
      This means that you can add that fantastic set of Greist hemmers in several sizes.

  • straight stitch foot
  • case with 12 sewing machine needles
  • adjustable zipper foot
  • set of five buttonhole templates


  • seam ripper
  • set of two screwdrivers
  • needle threader (two are shown in photo, one of those is for a different Kenmore)

Kenmore 1040

 

  • low shank
  • two tone green
  • stitch selector and stitch length are plastic painted silver

  • Stitches in order
    • straight. Marked “S” (not the round red dot on the 1030 and 1050)
    • button hole right
    • buttonhole top or bottom
    • buttonhole left
    • blind hem
    • multizig
      stretch stitch (two forward one back)

  • handwheel must be turned to release handwheel to wind bobbin (as opposed to the pull-out handwheel on the 1050)
  • presser foot regulator controlled from the top of the machine

  • Needle plate has a removable insert so you can switch between straight stitch and zigzag without removing the whole plate, a very dandy feature.  And I discovered that I don't have the straight stitch insert for my 1040.

  • Feed dogs drop







    • Rose embossed case
    See 1030 for list of included attachments

    Kenmore 1045

    we don’t have one
    Barbara thinks they added a stitch

    Kenmore 1050 

    Major innovations were included on this model,  including slot threading.  I'm a big fan of slot threading.


    We've popped the top here and perhaps you can see the thread path.




    • low shank
    • feed dogs drop
    • stitch selector and stitch length are plastic painted silver (we think)

    • Stitches (in order)
      • straight (round red dot)
      • multizig
      • blind hem
      • zigzag
      • ?1 decorative stitch
      • ?2 decorative stitch
      • ?3 decorative stitch
        we couldn't figure out what to call them. 
      • stretch stitch (two forward one back)
      • buttonhole right
      • buttonhole top or bottom
        buttonhole left






    • handwheel pulls out to wind bobbin
    • presser foot pressure controlled by a numbered dial
    • Needle plate has a removable insert so you can switch between straight stitch and zigzag without removing the whole plate.
    • tensioner on inside, part of the slot threading system

    • totally different look
      • beige with dark brown trim
    • Rose embossed case (the last model to use the rose case)
    See 1030 for list of included attachments 

    Kenmore 1060

    we don’t have one
    We have read that it has a free arm, so it had to be taller, so it doesn’t fit in the rose embossed case

    Flip Out Tray 

     

    This is almost certainly overkill,  but hey, we already took the photos and this tray HAS defeated me on more than one occasion.  So if you are also a bit 3-dimensionally impaired, here is the definitive guide for accessing, removing, and replacing the tray.


    Lift up the cover.  You can remove it or not but it takes one of your two hands to hold it in place.  I usually remove it but here you see Barbara holding it up and out of the way.



    Flip the tray forward.



    Open the cover to access the goodies inside.


    You can remove the entire tray.  But then you have to figure out how it goes back in.  This is the part that tends to exceed my brain capacity.


    So here I have shown you the correct orientation for getting it back in.



    Here it is in place.



    And the cover sits on top.  The fact that the cover and the front of the tray is discolored and yellowing actually helps me figure out which part of the tray goes in front.

    But if yours is also discolored and you want it looking better. Barbara discovered a way to brighten it up.  Here's what she says:

    "I used the 'developer 40' creme (on Amazon).  You brush it on, put the part in a ziploc plastic bag, then leave out in the sun for 20 minutes.  Check and see if it has lightened.  If not, leave out for a bit longer, but check every 5-10 minutes.  When appropriately lightened, wash with soap and water and then place back on machine.  You want to watch the lightening carefully because you don't want to weaken the plastic.  There's a lot of information on Google and on YouTube.  It worked great for me.  I would be careful if applying to metal/paint - could bubble if left on too long and then you're sc*****."

    And click here here for a post by Retrofixes describing the method, with photos.

    Rose Embossed Case 

     



    ooh, pretty

    But not terribly easy to deal with.  Although I'm sure that if it was your go-to machine it would quickly become easy.


    On both sides of the case flip the latch down, push the button above the latch and slide it open at the bottom of the case.  Then remove the case.

    That part is fairly obvious and not too bad.  The fun starts when you want to put it back in the case.

    First take a look at the inside of the case and you will see that the two sides are NOT the same.  The rubber bumpers at the hinge end are closer together on one side than  on the other side.


    There are four possible ways to TRY to get the machine into the case, but only one of them will work!

    Place the front of the case face down with the top of the case resting against the bumpers that are farther apart (the ones to the right in the photo above).  When closed the feet of the machine are going to be sticking out of the bottom of the case.

    I did put a piece of painters tape inside the case telling me how to do this but I kinda forgot about taking a picture of it.


    The piece of blue painters tape that you can see is to keep the tray from flipping out while you are wrangling the machine back into the case.


    Then tuck the foot pedal/motor controller inside and you are ready to close up the case.





    This is what it looks like if you get it wrong.


    And this is what it looks like if you get it right.

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    Do you have one of these 3/4 size Kenmores?  How do you like it?  How do you use it?  For instance, do you take it to quilting classes or workshops?  Take it in your motor home?  Does it stay home with you?  Do tell us all about it!