PSA = public service announcement
Focus on the number 31 above. The camera was directly above 31, so because of camera angle and perspective that is the only accurate place to look.
Recently I heard or read something about unreliable tape measures. Honestly, I can't remember where. Hey, it happened more than 2 seconds ago! It was either on Facebook or a podcast because that's where I learn all the important things PLUS (on Facebook) there are those cute cat vids. Friend of mine rescued a 3 week old abandoned kitten 4 weeks ago and she has been a faithful chronicler of its antics. Have I drifted off topic? Who knows, I started writing this more than 2 seconds ago.
Oh yes. Tape measures and important information. I'm a fan of Zede and Mallory Donahue, who have BOTH Facebook and podcasty presence. Check out Sewing Out Loud and the Self Sewn Wardrobe. It was probably here that I was alerted to the possibility that my tapes were wrong. But it could have been anywhere. See 2 second comments above.
So I lined a bunch of them up on my largest cutting mat, all starting at the zero point and held in place securely by a cast iron shoe last. I also laid a steel yardstick down. Fortunately the mat and the yardstick agreed, so I'm going to believe they are accurate. But just look at the tapes!
Frankly I am horrified by this. Devices that are designed to measure should measure ACCURATELY. Am I right? or am I right? Right?
I have never used cloth measuring tapes because I was told years ago that they would stretch over time, but I assumed I was fairly safe with the plastic ones. But notice that both of them (top 2) are too short.
And the flexible curve ruler that I bought just last week is a full 3/8" too long by the time you get out to 31 inches.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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